{"id":45,"date":"2007-04-15T14:36:39","date_gmt":"2007-04-15T19:36:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.networkjack.info\/blog\/brians-axioms\/"},"modified":"2007-04-15T14:36:39","modified_gmt":"2007-04-15T19:36:39","slug":"brians-axioms","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.networkjack.info\/blog\/brians-axioms\/","title":{"rendered":"Brian&#8217;s Axioms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; The only resource you cannot obtain more of in this world is: Time<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The Paradoxical Corollary: You have an infinite amount of time available to you.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;We may not know who the user is, but we know it isn&#8217;t us.&#8221; &#8211; Larry Tesler<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; If you&#8217;re not sweatin&#8217;, you&#8217;re not eatin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; All phone companies s**k, but at least they&#8217;re not cable companies<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; If you don&#8217;t write it down, it never happened.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Pizza is the perfect food:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You can eat it hot, warm or cold.<\/li>\n<li>You can eat it with your hands or with silverware.<\/li>\n<li>You can alter the ingredients to your liking, from none at all (cheese pizza) to a Supreme<\/li>\n<li>You can eat it for breakfast, lunch or dinner.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8211; Don&#8217;t &#8220;Think&#8221;; &#8220;Know&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; The only resource you cannot obtain more of in this world is: Time &#8211; The Paradoxical Corollary: You have an infinite amount of time&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.networkjack.info\/blog\/brians-axioms\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Brian&#8217;s Axioms<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-45","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.networkjack.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/45"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.networkjack.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.networkjack.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.networkjack.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.networkjack.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.networkjack.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.networkjack.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}