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Brian’s Axioms

– The only resource you cannot obtain more of in this world is: Time

– The Paradoxical Corollary: You have an infinite amount of time available to you.

– “We may not know who the user is, but we know it isn’t us.” – Larry Tesler

– If you’re not sweatin’, you’re not eatin’.

– All phone companies s**k, but at least they’re not cable companies

– If you don’t write it down, it never happened.

– Pizza is the perfect food:

  • You can eat it hot, warm or cold.
  • You can eat it with your hands or with silverware.
  • You can alter the ingredients to your liking, from none at all (cheese pizza) to a Supreme
  • You can eat it for breakfast, lunch or dinner.

– Don’t “Think”; “Know”.

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