- The only resource you cannot obtain more of in this world is: Time

- The Paradoxical Corollary: You have an infinite amount of time available to you.

- “We may not know who the user is, but we know it isn’t us.” – Larry Tesler

- If you’re not sweatin’, you’re not eatin’.

- All phone companies s**k, but at least they’re not cable companies

- If you don’t write it down, it never happened.

- Pizza is the perfect food:

• You can eat it hot, warm or cold.
• You can eat it with your hands or with silverware.
• You can alter the ingredients to your liking, from none at all (cheese pizza) to a Supreme
• You can eat it for breakfast, lunch or dinner.

- Don’t “Think”; “Know”.