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Favorite Quotes

Ernesto Escobedo: Who is doing this to me?
Felix Cortez: If I were to guess…
Ernesto Escobedo: No, that is not I asked of you, to guess. I can guess.

(Clear and Present Danger – Tom Clancy)

This ties in with one of my axiom’s: Don’t tell me what you think, tell me what you know.

The significant problem we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
- Albert Einstein


67% of all statistics are meaningless.
- Unknown


Time is just Nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.
- Unknown


If you want to save money, it’s gonna cost ya.
- Jeff Benjamin


Computation is the art of carefully throwing away information.


After I first used a Mac, I had a dream in which I would walk up to people, touch, and they’d turn black. Then I could talk to them
(Anon)


“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”
– Rich Cook


You can get much too drunk, but you can never get drunk too much.
– Charles Wesley Besio


You have the amazing ability to perceive the blatantly obvious.
-Thomas Andrew Balch